December 2010
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I'm not 21. Can't buy booze Dremmy.
Sorry.
But feel free to go all To Catch a Predator and bring me some.
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Let's go buy porn and cigarettes!
Do this 18th birthday up right!
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SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
This is why I shouldn’t watch Dexter (I’m still on season one) with my laptop within arm’s reach.
Oh Deb, this does not bode well for you.
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When total strangers are taking pictures in...
claudinsky:
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That awkward moment when your friend has an...
bigplansandbadthoughts:
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savanaislosinghermind:
this. omg.
my friend has the cutest brother in the world and I am always like I want to have sex with your brother and then she is just like
All the time.
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Last one, I promise.
My brother called today. I told him we would celebrate Christmas in February when he comes home. He’s not one to show when he’s upset, but I could tell he hates the fact that he had to spend Christmas in Afghanistan.
He asked if we could watch Inception when he visits. I told him only if he wears a Snuggie.
It’s a deal.
He promised he’d try to call on Friday to tell me...
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My three year old cousin put a bow on his shirt...
I asked him if I could keep him and call him Harold.
He said yes.
My seven year old niece just called me to tell me...
Why are all of the little kids in my family so darn cute?
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In other news, I paid all of $9 for a Kindle...
My family knew I wanted one for Christmas so my three uncles gave me two $40 and one $50 gift card for Amazon.com.
So yeah. It was a good day.
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My mom got engaged today.
It would be more exciting if it weren’t totally expected. But still, I’m happy for her. She’s been married three times before. The first time was to my brother’s father. She got pregnant young and they got married because they thought they had to. Then she married my biological father who I will only say has spent a large amount of time in prison because he doesn’t...
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OH MY GOD WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?
DID I REALLY JUST SEE THE WORD TUMBLR ON FACEBOOK? AS IN PEOPLE IN MY TOWN ARE NOW AWARE OF THE EXISTENCE OF TUMBLR BECAUSE OF YOUR STATUS?
I WILL MURDER YOU. I WILL MURDER EVERYONE WHO SAW YOUR STATUS. I WILL MURDER MARK ZUCKERBERG.
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I literally just logged out and logged back in so...
I feel underwhelmed. Maybe whelmed if I’m being generous.
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magicalbooshie:
Miley Cyrus: Rumor has it Daniel...
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Super Size Me is on.
I’m not sure why, but it’s such a good documentary.
(I’m currently distracting myself from Morgan Spurlock puking in the parking lot by writing this.)
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theprincedouche:
“The Future Freaks Me Out”...
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I feel like it's time to bust out my blogging...
I feel no shame.
Oh, Oprah. Who told you you could pull off orange?
When you're told to wait in the car by yourself...
chillinwiththeastronauts:
When you're told to wait in the car by yourself...
chillinwiththeastronauts:
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SNOOKIE AND STEFAN? AND GOV. DAVID PATTERSON?
lizlemon—:
FUCK YES. WHERE IS COOKIE MONSTER
So much grease on Keenan's face right now.
So much perfection.
JIM CARREY HOSTING SNL.
I apologize for my overuse of capital letters, but you have to admit it’s justified.
AND HELLO AKIVA!!!!!
I’ve missed you.
Also, hello Akon.
I SEE JORMA!!!!!
Whatever Jorm. You’re married. You haven’t had sex in years.