February 2012
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We all know that nothing happened.
Good try CM, but there is no way Morgan would have slept with Garcia while she is with Kevin.
But thanks for the shirtless Shemar. We can all do with a little of that from time to time.
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I'm so excited to go home Thursday.
I finally get to cook, which I can’t do here properly since we only have a microwave. I also get to sleep in my own bed, use my own bathroom, and see my dog.
I also have an unhealthy love of long car rides. The two and a half hours home isn’t nearly long enough.
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What the actual fuck?
Why in the hell are they wearing their letterman...
Seriously.
Who does that?
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flippinelfqueen:
tattooeddicks:
ladamania:
this should constantly be on my dash just every few days
“Wait I just…I can’t…fuck”…. I died.
i am dying
It's been a long day.
Long, but decent all the same.
I had my English class this morning and I realized that one of the guys in that class is also in my Ethics class, which means a potentially study buddy (I hate myself for using that phrase). We also got our first essay assignment which is just a comparison which is no big deal.
Then I had a mediocre lunch, did some homework, and then went to Biology. It feels like...
the-vashta-nerada:
just press play and watch the...
January 2012
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On a scale from 1 to 10
How bizarre is it that I’m considering using some of my Amazon gift cards to buy ramen noodles in bulk?
LEO! LEO! LEO! LEO!
alixjay:
laurelanne:
He’s going to lose.
He deserves to win all the awards…
Maybe one day they will honor him with a lifetime achievement award or something.
And his speech will be 15 minutes of tears.
And we’ll all cry with him.
Because he’s great.
The poor guy really does deserve all the awards.
Leo didn't even bother showing up.
He’s curled up in his bed, eating Ben & Jerry’s, pretending like he’s not watching the SAG awards.
LEO! LEO! LEO! LEO!
He’s going to lose.
Glee is the worst.
That is all.
Okay. Steve didn't win. But those reaction shots...
STEVE CARELL!!!!
If he doesn’t win I will be sad.
Sometimes I just want to slap people.
Tweeting “I wish my parents would just get divorced” is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. And before anyone goes off on a “you don’t know what it’s like, maybe it’s for the best” rant, this was my cousin. I know my family and yes, we are all screwed up and we all make mistakes, but ultimately her parents love her.
Just because her dad...
So we all know that I have an unhealthy hatred of...
But Portlandia is kind of awesome.
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It's been a pleasant day.
I went to Target and almost everything on my grocery list was on sale.
Got some Starbucks with my giftcard. I love giftcards.
I went for a drive on a back highway. I love driving. The 12 hour ride from NU to my house was one of my favorite things. I’m actually kind of disappointed that I go to school 2.5 hours away from my home now. Is that weird?
Listening to This American Life.
There...
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WHAT KIND OF MAN PROPOSES IN A ROOM FULL OF...
Fucking Will Schuester, that’s who.
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So I'm watching Glee.
Yeah, I know.
But seriously, how has Mr. Schue not been fired for having totally inappropriate relationships with his students? What kind of teacher needs a student to be his best man? No stable adult relies on teenagers to be their BFFs.
Although maybe it’s acceptable if the teenagers look 30. I don’t know. I’m no professional.
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If you bring me any food involving avocados, I...
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“What you don’t know about him is that he’s very racist. I’ve also seen him punch...”
– RICKY GERVAIS, in his best intro at the Golden Globes (via inothernews)
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Watchglimpsesofinevitabledoom:
oh-larfleeze:
hanaraad:
Always reblog.
Always.
^
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All I can think about:
The part in the Community gag reel where Chang yells “Margaret Thatcher is a straight-up bitch!” at Professor Duncan.
Good times.
Also congrats to our queen, Ms. Streep.
apriki:
At first you think “Modern Family? Again?”
But then you remember it could have been Glee or New Girl
and then you thank the world for Modern Family
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Looks like lives will be spared tonight.
If Glee or New Girl wins, I will kill someone.
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Jesse Tyler Ferguson just won the entire show. All...
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I love when French people win.
Their speeches are fabulous.
No.
Just no.
Bryan Cranston was ROBBED!!!!!!!
Only not really because I haven’t seen any of these other shows so I can’t say if he was truly robbed or not BUT I FEEL LIKE HE WAS.
SO THERE.
I can't wait for classes to start.
My new roommate seems really nice, but she was here for maybe an hour yesterday before she left to spend the night with her girlfriend (who also seems very nice) and the only person I know at this school isn’t here yet, so I’ve been kind of sitting around with nothing to do…
I need to find some fucking friends.
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I don't know what's going on, but I love it.
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I'm all alone in this big, 4 person dorm until...
I don’t know what to do with myself.
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In news that nobody asked for:
I went to the doctor today.
Apparently I am 5 feet 4.5 inches tall. I haven’t grown at all since the sixth grade. Seriously. I have been 5’ 4.5” since I was 11 years old. Who doesn’t have a growth spurt in middle/high school? Apparently this girl.
Also I got vaccinated for meningitis because for whatever reason Northwestern doesn’t require that vaccine so I...