January 2012
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If you bring me any food involving avocados, I...
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“What you don’t know about him is that he’s very racist. I’ve also seen him punch...”
– RICKY GERVAIS, in his best intro at the Golden Globes (via inothernews)
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Watchglimpsesofinevitabledoom:
oh-larfleeze:
hanaraad:
Always reblog.
Always.
^
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All I can think about:
The part in the Community gag reel where Chang yells “Margaret Thatcher is a straight-up bitch!” at Professor Duncan.
Good times.
Also congrats to our queen, Ms. Streep.
apriki:
At first you think “Modern Family? Again?”
But then you remember it could have been Glee or New Girl
and then you thank the world for Modern Family
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Looks like lives will be spared tonight.
If Glee or New Girl wins, I will kill someone.
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Jesse Tyler Ferguson just won the entire show. All...
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I love when French people win.
Their speeches are fabulous.
No.
Just no.
Bryan Cranston was ROBBED!!!!!!!
Only not really because I haven’t seen any of these other shows so I can’t say if he was truly robbed or not BUT I FEEL LIKE HE WAS.
SO THERE.
I can't wait for classes to start.
My new roommate seems really nice, but she was here for maybe an hour yesterday before she left to spend the night with her girlfriend (who also seems very nice) and the only person I know at this school isn’t here yet, so I’ve been kind of sitting around with nothing to do…
I need to find some fucking friends.
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I don't know what's going on, but I love it.
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I'm all alone in this big, 4 person dorm until...
I don’t know what to do with myself.
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In news that nobody asked for:
I went to the doctor today.
Apparently I am 5 feet 4.5 inches tall. I haven’t grown at all since the sixth grade. Seriously. I have been 5’ 4.5” since I was 11 years old. Who doesn’t have a growth spurt in middle/high school? Apparently this girl.
Also I got vaccinated for meningitis because for whatever reason Northwestern doesn’t require that vaccine so I...
Hey guess what!
I still don’t like Kat Dennings.
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It was a dream within a dream within a dream
INCEPTION!
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Charlie B. is looking THIN!
That’s what I call Charles Barkley because secretly we are BFFs.
(Please forgive me, I only slept for 4 hours last night)
Watchcracked:
Parks and Recreation and Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon performing “We’re Not Gonna Take It” will probably improve your day for days.
I got my housing assignment for this semester
and they placed me in the “smart kids” dorm.
BUT it’s about 1000x nicer than where I lived previously and I have 2 roommates so far. It’s a 4 person suite with it’s own bathroom (no more sharing 2 stalls and 2 showers with 11 other people) and it looks really nice in general.
It’s all very exciting.
And he just scared my dog with his Incredible...
SLIGHTLY LESS GIDDY BUT NO LESS EXCITED!
I think the UPS man just pulled up.
GIDDY EXCITEMENT!
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Deactivated Facebook.
A lot of people are about to be really pissed off at me. I don’t really need that to be public.
But that’s kind of the price you pay for transferring schools without telling a lot of people.
December 2011
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gavyj:
dan-and-his-hormones:
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“I think it’s odd that you can’t joke about rape, when people joke about murder...”
– Donald Glover (via witch-or-not)
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I love how everyone is looking at Rick Perry with...
They’re just waiting for the stupid to leak out of his mouth.
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At 5pm today, I will be done with my education at...
Have I mentioned recently how thrilled I am to be transferring?
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The plan, as it is now:
Go to bed at 11, that way I’ll be asleep by 12:30 (it takes me FOREVER to fall asleep)
Get up at 8:30 so I can get some free breakfast
Work on this terror of an essay until class at 6
Give my presentation
Finish the essay and get some SLEEP!
I’ve gone to bed between 4-5am every night for the past week and I’ve gotten up between 10 and 11 every morning. I just want to...
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This is the first time I've ever written a paper...
It also has to be 12-15 pages long.